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Democrats target Jack White with ‘Blunderbuss Act’

May 6, 2012

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Jack White blasted onto the music scene in 2003 with The White Stripes’ instant classic, Elephant. It’s now 2012, and it looks like the donkey is about to introduce him to the political scene. After the success of Jack White’s first solo album, Blunderbuss, Senate Democrats are not happy. Blunderlust sold an amazing 138,000 copies [...]

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Pelosi seeks ‘windfall profits’ tax on Avengers ticket sales

April 16, 2012

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House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is trying to find an 11th hour solution to Marvel Studios’ The Avengers, which is primed to be one of this summer’s biggest blockbusters. Sources close to producers Avi Arad and Jon Favreau have confirmed that the California Democrat has been in touch with Marvel Studios, and that a “windfall [...]

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Democrats craft ‘Stallone Act’ to stop gun violence

April 15, 2012

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Sylvester Stallone has stopped a lot of bad guys in his day, but this summer he’ll have to stop Democrats in the United States Congress if Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Texas., has her way. Stallone, most known for his iconic roles as Rocky Balboa and Rambo, has had his career resurrected in recent years with [...]

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California rolls out ‘slow cameras’ despite driver protests

March 31, 2012

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As the San Francisco Gate reported not long ago, Californians are no stranger to red light and speed cameras. In fact, the Golden State has the most expensive red light camera in existence, generating $3 million for the city of Oakland each year. Now, in addition to speed camera’s, California’s liberal politicians recently gave the [...]

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Democrats target Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man in the World

March 25, 2012

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It was only a matter of time, but liberal Democrats in the U.S. Congress have found a new target: the Dos Equis spokesman, better known as The Most Interesting Man in the World. Late Saturday night a press release came from the office of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-N.V., confirming that legislation has been [...]

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Sebelius: Finger Foods Foster Indpendence. Spoon Feed Your Future Government Drones.

February 11, 2012

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A new study highlighted by Time magazine reports that feeding babies finger food instead of strained mixtures might be the secret weapon in fighting off obesity. In an odd turn of events, The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services has hit back, saying the study lacked credibility. Kathleen Sebelius singled out the following passage [...]

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Obama Targets Solo Cup Company: Toby Keith Song Highlights Antitrust Violations.

January 14, 2012

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No one can escape Toby Keith’s hit song, Red Solo cup. That’s good news—and bad news—for the Solo Cup Company, the juggernaut of plastic receptacles used at every college party you’ve ever attended. The Obama administration backed off its Christmas Tree tax in late 2011 when public backlash began to build, but with the viral [...]

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Air Jordan bill drafted by Democrats. GOP labeled Racist for Anti-Shoe Legislation Stance.

December 26, 2011

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In the wake of the riots and violence that accompanied the release of retro Air Jordans just before Christmas, liberal Democrats on Capitol Hill have vowed to take action in 2012 to make sure it never happens again. As The Detroit Free Press reported, “The frenzy over Air Jordans has been dangerous in the past. [...]

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Earthquake Hits DC: Maxine Waters’ Resolve to Keep Spending Not Shaken.

August 23, 2011

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Washington, D.C. and its residents were shaken by a 5.8 magnitude earthquake today. Federal buildings were evacuated, Union Station cleared out, and the commute home was slow going. In a city not known for finicky fault lines, some people were rattled. Asked to comment, Rep Maxine Waters wasn’t shy: “Earthquakes can go to hell. They [...]

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Congress Eyes Harry Potter Emporium as Viable Debt Solution.

July 31, 2011

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Debt ceiling debates. Without a budget for over 800 days. To most Americans, this might seem like a failure of governance, but that’s because they don’t know the truth. Sure their share of the national debt is on its way to reaching over $200,000, but that was before “The Plan” was unveiled by Congressional leaders [...]

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