Anyone who grew up playing video games as a kid needs to watch the video ‘Go right.’ It’s amazing. Even a lot of people who don’t like video games, don’t care for them, and wish they didn’t exist will get it. Long story short, in most side-scrolling video games you spend a lot of your [...]
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Reps. Baca and Wolf need warning labels on their forehead.
March 25, 2012
The United States is 16 trillion dollars in debt. What’s that mean? If you guessed, “we need someone to tackle video game warning labels,” you move to the head of the class. Yes, that’s right, our brilliant Representatives, Joe Baca (D-CA) and Frank Wolf (R-VA), are on the case, spending vast amounts of time and [...]
Medal of Honor Controversy? Not if Taliban Watermelons Explode.
August 14, 2010
The most interesting aspect of the upcoming Medal of Honor game, in which your friendly neighborhood jiahdist (or jihadi sympathizer) can now enter into virtual battles with Americans before launching real attacks, isn’t that XBOX competitions are going to get very interesting in the coming months—it’s that there will undoubtedly be someone watching it all [...]
Olivia Munn: Wonder Woman or Shameless Fame Hound?
July 28, 2010
If you read my blog post on Wonder Woman’s new costume, and you’re a fan of Olivia Munn, you probably know that she would never be a fan of mine. Here’s what she has to say about the Wonder Woman hubbub: “Isn’t the patriotism in your heart? Why do you have to wear it on [...]
Maniac Mansion: Barack Obama Edition
June 28, 2010
Growing up in the 80′s, Maniac Mansion was one of my favorite games. Unlike most other titles out at the time, it didn’t have a predetermined outcome. You hand picked your team from a number of different characters, each with their own unique skill set. Players had to be strategic about who they chose on [...]
Obama: Xbox a “distraction” Unless I’m Featured in the Game.
May 9, 2010
I thought it was interesting that Barack Obama was criticizing the Xbox today: PRESIDENT OBAMA: “Meanwhile, you’re coming of age in a 24/7 media environment that bombards us with all kinds of content and exposes us to all kinds of arguments, some of which don’t rank all that high on the truth meter. With iPods [...]
Charles Blow and the Elusive Tea Party Racist Bigfoot
May 8, 2010
It wasn’t too long ago that liberal columnist Charles Blow was hit with an intellectual Hadouken that left him an unconscious mess twitching in the the back alley of the New York Times. Well, he’s back. The Master Higgens of race-baiters is at it again: “It has attracted hordes of the disaffected with differing interests, including some [...]
Charles Blow of the New York Times: KO’d Street Fighter Style.
April 3, 2010
According to Charles Blow of the New York Times, opposition to health care is the irrational result of listening to Rush Limbaugh and Fox news. Polls like this apparently have less to do with some of the empirical evidence used by Rush Limbaugh on a daily basis, and more to do with some sort of [...]
Greg Gutfeld: Bionic Commando Dismantles “Hip-Hop” Professor, Progressives Everywhere.
March 28, 2010
I suppose if Mark Steyn is Mega Man that would make Greg Gutfeld the conservative movement’s Bionic Commando. Once again, Gufeld delivers a punishing response to the “leading hip-hop intellectuals” (Yes, Mark Lamont Hill actually believes that) and liberal pundits trying to paint the Tea Party movement as some sort of pseudo-Scooby Doo villain, who [...]
Mark Steyn: Secret Agent or Conservative Mega Man Sent to Save Us All?
March 28, 2010
I don’t know if Mark Steyn is a secret agent or a conservative Mega Man created to save us all from an Obamacare Dystopia. Either way, he churns out great work with scary precision: “…Tax those big bad corporations a bit more? Medtronic has just announced that the new Obamacare taxes on its products could force [...]

May 2, 2012
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